Why the Internet Desperately Needs DoodyPoo.com

The internet is a serious place. Too serious, some would argue. Between the 24-hour news cycle, productivity apps, and the unrelenting pressure to optimize every waking moment, we have collectively forgotten something important: none of this really matters all that much.

The Case for Pointlessness

Philosophers have long debated the meaning of existence. Camus said life was absurd. Sartre said existence precedes essence. Neither of them, to our knowledge, owned the domain doodypoo.com — and that is precisely where they went wrong.

There is profound value in a thing that exists purely for the joy of existing. DoodyPoo.com is that thing. It makes no promises. It sells nothing. It simply is.

Supply and Demand

The internet has approximately 1.1 billion websites. The vast majority are trying very hard to be useful. DoodyPoo.com is not. This scarcity of deliberate uselessness is, paradoxically, what makes it essential.

Conclusion

The internet needed DoodyPoo.com. Now it has it. You are welcome, civilization.